Where do all the Good Shows Go?

I was thinking about something to complain about, but I couldn’t get my mined flowing on anything but stupid pop stars. So then I popped in my beloved Family Guy season 1 & 2 in my DVD, then it came to me. WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL DID THEY TAKE FAMILY GUY OFF THE AIR? Who made that bright call, a show that had more potential then “The Simpson’s”, and now it is showing reruns all over the globe. Well I here you asking “Why did they take that great show off the air” simple answer, their idiots, not so simple, good old people like the F.C.C. Wow funny how cartoons can offend people, well history class can offend people to . . . but it is still being taught in schools. I’m sure the victim’s families don’t enjoy having to here about the “Twin Towers” coming down, but every news station reports on it once Sept. 11 rolls around. So why don’t we get to chose to watch quality programming . . . because of the children. They might flip threw the channels and come to a cartoon that says words like “boob”, and then the boy/girl would start to laugh. Good stuff, but why are they laughing, because the lack of education in the matter. If the world knew how to just sit down with there kids and talk about sex, and don’t beat around the bush, a lot of the world problems would be solved. Then the child wouldn’t be laughing at the word, he would be laughing at the situation, which shows that the child has matured, then maybe they could find such humour just flat out funny.

Also has any ever remember the show clone high, one of the greatest shows of all time. I thought “Man I can’t wait till next season comes along and the laughter will never end”. Well it did, the day when the laughter stopped, the day Clone High was taken off the air. Once again I’ll answer that question that is plaguing your minds as you read this, WHY? Well it’s not so simple this round, there was a law sought taken out on the show, from the Indian government, turned out they found the use of Gondie offensive. Well who would have thought a party animal with A.D.D. would offend an entire nation. But was Gondie not a passives, then wouldn’t he just let it go. Would he not say “I know who I am; the show is just a cartoon, not a documentary. So I can live with it”. But the government thought otherwise. Well it’s just sad when things can’t be settled without the words, I’m suing you.

A new rant I have is Ms. Simpson . . . no, no, no, not Jessica Simpson, Ashley Simpson. The jealous sibling of the two, the one who complained that "Jessica gets all the attention, Jessica get's all the boys, Jessica can actually sing, etc.". The sister that sees her sister with a music career sees her sister with a T.V. career and says "Me TOO". Well you would think the same talent would run in the family, well I think we all have been proven wrong. There has been evidence that the woman can't sing, not at all, a.k.a. SNL. Just to be clear the L stands for live, AND SHE DIDN'T SING, live because it wasn't her singing, it was a computer. Then she goes and pulls the old acid reflex move, quick thinking Ms. Simpson, may I say for the next time bring some Tums, or Rolaids. Then she get's a reality show, one that makes her sister look like Albert Einstein. Sure it's funny when Jessica plays a fool but when you have an entire show around an entire idiot, it kind of loses its effect. I'm sure it make's Jessica feel good to be the smart one of the family . . . which doesn’t say much.

Greatest Hits?

The best way to start it all off is with one of the people who bothers me the most in life, Mrs. Spears. One thing that bothers me is Britany Spears releasing a "greatest hits". How many songs has she written that are on the "Greatest Hits", has she even written a song that is on the "Greatest Hits". Well now she's retiring from the hard life of being an "artiest" . . . art, what art. I'm sure Picasso did an advertisement for "Francola", and tell all of Paris that he paints his own mus . . . I mean paintings (Which he did of course). Not to say that Picasso didn't lead a scandalous life but . . . he didn't lie about it, won't some buddy please think of the children

The saddest of it all is that she is on the top of the charts . . . my God why has music lost its soul. Was it back in the days of disco when music said "I’d sell my soul for a “Wonderbar”" (not like I’ve never wanted to my self but I never would say, Yes), come on music, it only costs a dollar. So now real Artists with lyrics which are not a race to fill a page with the word baby, are losing to a girl out of the Mickey Mouse club. (How I hate Disney, but that rant will have to wait) It kills me just a little when you go inside a music store (Not going to name names because there is no free adds on my page), and see what’s at the top of the charts. You look up and see a scantily clad woman . . . which isn’t a bad thing . . . but when that image represents music and not pornography . . . it pissis me off. I look and see Britney’s Greatest Hits at #1, and where do you think KoRn’s Greatest Hits are located (KoRn’s my favourite band so just go with me on this) at # 36.

The saddest thing of it all is that more then 3 million dollars goes in to her music videos. Mean while the average band gets a couple of thousand. When a women that needs Entertainment Tonight to keep her image afloat, it must make the average band disheartened to be in the same business as her, a multi-million dollar a month singer, who sings what others put in front of her. Must kill every single band touring each city, and every country just to make enough to stay afloat and have a little extra for themselves. Well Mrs. Spears I hope you enjoy your retirement and please don’t come back now yaw hear.